• Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
  • After jerking off : men are gross

While walking through the hallways earlier I stepped on the back of this guy’s shoe and felt really bad because that shit sucks. Then I looked down and realized he was wearing sandals with socks. Feeling a little less sorry

hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

(Source: nerdsigh, via n3rdsfuckharder)

"Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy."
-Mother Teresa (via neuksei)

(Source: adotjam, via dilatatum)


wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

(via cryodreams)

500-days-of-autumn:

girls don’t want boys, girls want season 3 of orange is the new black

(via n3rdsfuckharder)